WHO SAID IT? HEATHERS EDITION

Production still from Heathers the Musical at The Other Palace Heathers the Musical. Credit: Pamela Raith Photography

Are you a big Heathers fan? Believe you could recite the show in your sleep?

Test your knowledge of the show by correctly identifying the character who said each of these 15 quotes. With questions ranging from easy to difficult our quiz will be sure to test you to your limits!

  1. Chaos is great! Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
  2. You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
  3. Our love is God. Let’s go get a slushie
  4. If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be human. You’d be a game show host.
  5. She’s my best friend. God, I hate her
  6. Jesus God in Heaven, why’d you have to kill such a hot snatch?
  7. Ugh, such a pillowcase
  8. God, aren’t they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
  9. I got paid in puke
  10. The extreme always seems to make an impression
  11. I don’t patronize bunny rabbits
  12. Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make
  13. Some people need different kinds of convincing than others
  14. Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring on itself
  15. Your daydreams are a lot better than my reality, believe me

Want to see how many you got right? Head over to our answers page