Are you a capricious fire sign with a flair for the dramatic, or a tranquil Chiquitita with the soul of a water-bearer? Which sign is your ideal match and who should you avoid at all costs? Whether you’re Earth, Air, Fire or Water, find your birthday below and see whether 2017 is going to be high flying adored or a flash bang wallop of a year!
Darryl Van Horne (Fire)
March 21 – April 19
Van Horne people are creative and insightful but can also be stubborn, controlling and fiery – just like this Witches of Eastwick bad boy. These horny little devils have a short fuse, but don’t take it personally – it’s just their inner fire shining through! They have an excellent sense of humour, and BOY do they know how to party!
Snog = Daisy & Violet Hilton or Donna Sheridan
Marry = Simba or Legolas
Avoid = Sandy & Ariel (and cherries, obviously…)
Prediction for 2017: We see a visit to 42nd Street, a curtain raising and many dancing feet. Possibly it’s just the queue for the ladies loo…
The Beast (Earth)
April 20 – May 20
Being a Beast is all about strength, stamina and will. Stubborn as hell, the Beast will stand his or her ground to the bitter end but it’s okay because Beasts are also loving, sympathetic and kind. Beasts are patient listeners, great at putting up shelves, and make wonderful teachers. Although occasionally selfish, they are always generous with their time and happy to share their crockery.
Snog = Sebastian or Ariel
Marry = Sandy or Dr Dillamond
Avoid = Daisy & Violet Hilton & Legolas
Prediction for 2017: On a visit to Aladdin, you’ll meet a tall, dark stranger. It could spell romance – or might just be an usher with an ice cream trolley.
Daisy & Violet Hilton (Air)
May 21 – June 20
Adaptable, balanced and versatile, Siamese twins are quick to understand and adapt to any situation. They can be tough to predict and may turn from hot to cold in a twinkling. Imaginative and affectionate, they also inspire others and are great self-starters. Their charisma is infectious – just watch out for the mood-swings!
Snog = Darryl Van Horne or Simba
Marry = Mary Sunshine or Donna Sheridan
Avoid = Beast, Sebastian, Aurora & Ariel
Prediction for 2017: Whilst trying to go your separate ways at Les Mis, you get your knickers in a twist and become entangled with the French Resistance.
June 21 – July 22
Crustacea love home-life, family and being under the sea. Sea creatures are ruled by tides and are often a bit to-and-fro and can be crabby. Quite conservative, they’ll often hide their true feelings and have a reputation for being fickle. Sebastians make loyal, sympathetic friends but may withdraw into their shell and when they retreat, let them be.
Snog = Beast, Sandy or Dr Dillamond
Marry = Aurora or Ariel
Avoid = Daisy & Violet Hilton & Mary Sunshine
Prediction for 2017: Whilst in the day seat queue for Wicked, you catch the eye of an exotic stranger and spend the rest of the day comparing limpets.
July 23 – August 22
Simbas are all about expanse, power and exuberance. Simbas are natural leaders with a tendency to be high-minded and vocal about their opinions. Simbas are brave, intuitive, head-strong and willful…but beneath their impressive mane of hair lies a generous, loving, sensitive nature that they do not easily share with others.
Snog = Daisy & Violet Hilton & Mary Sunshine
Marry = Darryl Van Horne or Legolas
Avoid = Sandy
Prediction for 2017: Following an evil uncle’s advice, you decide to go and see Cats. At the theatre, your tail gets caught in a revolving door, leading to a whirlwind romance.
August 23 – September 22
Sandys are chatty, inquisitive and gossipy. They are naturally intuitive, have remarkable memories, and advanced, analytical personalities. Sandys needs balance in their lives otherwise they may become short-tempered, impatient and selfish. Sandys are excellent teammates and work well with other pink ladies.
Snog = Sebastian & Aurora
Marry = Beast & Dr Dillamond
Avoid = Darryl Van Horne, Simba & Legolas
Prediction for 2017: Following a trip to Motown, you decide you need a complete new look – less like Dana and more like Diana Ross.
Mary Sunshine (Air)
September 23 – October 22
Mary Sunshines are all about balance, justice, and equality. They like to see the good in everyone and with Venus as their ruling planet, are understanding, caring, and often the champion of underdogs. They can be quiet and shy but in spite of an introverted nature they make excellent debaters, and intuitive problem solvers.
Snog = Simba or Legolas
Marry = Daisy & Violet Hilton or Donna Sheridan
Avoid = Sebastian
Prediction for 2017: After an embarrassing incident with a full-body scanner at Heathrow Airport, you decide to calm down with a trip to Chicago – rumoured to be flying back in 2017.
October 23 – November 21
Aurora is beautiful but often misunderstood. Bold and capable of spinning massive webs with a cool, calm confidence. Despite their glamour, they are often secretive, but they are always observing from a dark corner of their web. Aurora can be argumentative and pack a powerful sting, but that’s all part of the game.
Snog = Sandy, Dr Dillamond
Marry = Sebastian, Ariel
Avoid = Daisy & Violet Hilton
Prediction for 2017: After a spinning accident, your home-made silk blouse is ruined. Cheer yourself up by visiting Kinky Boots to look at the lovely costumes.
November 22 – December 21
Legolas is the great philosopher of zodiac signs. They have a great ability for focus, and can be very intense. They are not very patient and get annoyed if they miss the target first time. However, when faced with failure they can make comebacks often against incredible odds. They make loyal friends and lovers, but may fear commitment.
Snog = Mary Sunshine or Donna Sheridan
Marry = Darryl Van Horne or Simba
Avoid = Beast, Sandy & Dr Dillamond
Prediction for 2017: Upon arrival at Mamma Mia, your bow is confiscated by security. Whatever were you thinking, taking a crossbow to the theatre?
Dr Dillamond (Earth)
December 22 – January 19
Dillamonds are philosophical and highly intellectual. They apply their knowledge to practical matters, and strive to maintain stability and order. They are very intuitive, but often hide their light under a bushel. They are patient and determined with broad shoulders, and would rather tackle others’ problems than their own.
Snog = Sebastian, Aurora or Ariel
Marry = Beast or Sandy
Avoid = Legolas
Prediction for 2017: A trip to see Hamilton turns into a comedy of errors when the lady behind can’t see past your horns. You might want to book a box next time.
Donna Sheridan (Air)
January 20 – February 18
Donnas (not to be confused with the kebab) go about accomplishing goals in quiet, often unorthodox ways, but their methods are surprisingly effective. Donnas will take up any cause, and are humanitarians of the zodiac. They are honest, loyal and easy going and make natural friendships. Donnas can be prone to laziness but are often artistic and poetic.
Snog = Darryl Van Horne & Legolas
Marry = Daisy & Violet Hilton or Mary Sunshine – but pretty much anyone will do
Avoid = You are so lovely you get on (and off) with almost everybody
Prediction for 2017: A trip to see Mamma Mia ends in chaos when you discover your tickets are triple-booked…and all of them may be the father!
February 19 – March 20
Mermaids have fantastic general knowledge, and love their gadgets and gizmos. They keep an extremely low profile, are honest, unselfish and trustworthy. They can be overcautious and are sometimes gullible but in the end, Ariels often succeed through sheer determination. They are especially protective of friends and family.
Snog = Beast & Dr Dillamond
Marry = Sebastian or Aurora
Avoid = Darryl Van Horne & Daisy & Violet Hilton
Prediction for 2017: Take the plunge and try out a blind date! Nothing quite says “I am a strong, confident mermaid” like a first date at Beautiful!
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